Sarah and Todd are in Aruba?
Yep
Why?
Their Honeymoon
Wait, wasn't their wedding like three years ago?
Yeah, I don't really have a good answer for this one
O.k. so on to more important matters. Your parents went to Duke?
Yeah. In case you haven't heard, their hospital is kind of good.
So, it's o.k. to admit that Duke is good at something?
Duke is a really good school and has a really good hospital. This is something you probably should have admitted to yourself a long time ago.
Do we have to cheer for Duke sports now?
Absolutely not. In fact, that is discouraged.
What about that stupid Laettner shot they show 1,000,000 times every March? Am I supposed to pretend to enjoy watching that?
No. Whenever they show that clip, you should constantly remind people that this also happened.
What about when Duke plays someone equally awful (i.e. Louisville, IU, Tennessee)? Should I cheer for Duke then?
No. You should do what I do, watch and hope that some third team emerges spontaneously during the game to defeat both teams.
Has this ever happened in the history of college sports?
Not to my knowledge.
Sam, we're starting to get worried. This is your second post on this blog that basically consist of you answering your own questions.
Shut up.
Sam,
ReplyDeleteI'm not so concerned about your internalized commentary. I am more concerned that it made sense to me.
Was it coincidental that Todd happened to be on a remote island when you took a jab at U of L?
Just make sure your dad wears UK attire when heading to Durham. Those Dukies will never know the difference.
Oh Sam..
ReplyDelete1/3 of the questions you ask concern us. We miss you too.
Now we have blog views from Aruba. You are welcome.
The comment is written in honor of you. Short, simple, list-like sentences. We know they are your favorite.
xoxo,
The Honeymooners